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allegedly-human:

orc-apologist:

curiositykilledthehermit:

repair-bear:

hickeyking:

lowresolutioncryptid:

hickeyking:

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

absolutely fucking not.

I still use “heck” depending on the context. “Heckin cute” just sounds more wholesome than “Fucking cute”. It’s all in the tone.

Also it’s sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says “You’ve been Danged to Heck” and laugh about it.

You’re all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

“No guys don’t worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers ” SHUT the fuck up please

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1eos:

1eos:

blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25

but that proved my point that half the suffering in your 20s is the pangs of isolation and failure u get when your peers casually bring up milestones you’re ‘supposed’ to hit not even bothering to think that its not the same for everyone but whatever i’ll just keep blocking

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healrosie:
“posthumanwanderings:
“ MØUSE マウス (2003)
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what a wonderful young lady, i sure hope her breasts don’t swap positions with each other or something
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healrosie:

posthumanwanderings:

MØUSE マウス (2003)

what a wonderful young lady, i sure hope her breasts don’t swap positions with each other or something

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brucespringsteendotcom:

brucespringsteendotcom:

they should invent shorts that fit people who have bodies

everyone saying “just shop the men’s section” is completely missing the point first of all I have tried that and it’s worse secondly I shouldn’t have to go out of my way to find clothing that fits comfortably. There should be clothes in styles i like to wear that are targeted at my gender that fit diverse sizes and proportions.

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makeitdewey:

sraithpics:

sraithpics:

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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

491 East Indo-European and Celtic languages

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thebigcomed0wn:

thebigcomed0wn:

i have an opposite of bullying technique every artfight where i sniff out ppl who are like 13 and i mass compliment their stuff w a drawing. everyone should do this. get your friends to do it, like a biker gang

i articulated this rather sloppily so, agreeing with people in the tags, encouraging kids with ocs from fandoms you may have grown up with that were seen as “cringey” is incredibly cathartic. giving art to beginner or struggling artists boosts their spirit during artfight as well. you or a group of your friends showing anyone who might be ignored because of their interests or their skill not being “good enough” that You Care is just a cool thing to do and will probably make your younger self happy too. if you have the time, go for it!

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karmiccollector:

ohnoitstbskyen:

justheretobreakthings:

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

It’s a reminder, I guess, that they’re coming for all of us. The fash and the white supremacists will not make nice distinctions between the queers when they put us up against the wall. There is no gatekeeping, no label-policing, no purity-purging and no assimilation that any of us can do that will save us. They want us dead, and while they’ll start with whoever is most vulnerable at any given time, they’ll get around to all of us eventually.

Queer solidarity means all of us because the fash are coming for all of us.

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All Dividers are Feds. Stand united or die separately.

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soberscientistlife:

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Excellent Point

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swordshapedleaves:

wineyrose:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post